Father’s Day is not about the tie, and it’s not about the socks either. And while we’re at it, it’s definitely not about another “World’s Okayest Dad” mug. For most dads, it’s not about the stuff—it’s about the sentiment. So, we asked 10 local dads what they actually want for Father’s Day this year. The responses ranged from sweet to sarcastic, and every one is deeply, delightfully dad.
The Hands-On Helper
“To drink my coffee hot and finish a project in the backyard without being interrupted seventeen times.” – Alan R., Mandeville
The Dad With a Lawn Chair and a Dream
“Some good music, a backyard BBQ, and no one asking me to fix anything.” – Brian C., Belle Chasse
The Grill Master with a Recliner Dream
“A steak. A cold beer. And control of the remote all day long.” – Chris T., Harahan
The Practical Pop
“For anyone in my family to finally clean out their car without being asked. That might just bring a tear to this old man’s eyes.” – Glenn D., New Orleans
The Dad Who Just Wants a Win
“To be right about one thing. I don’t even care what it is.” – James C., New Orleans
The Dad Who Just Wants a Little Respect on His Name
“To not be asked where Mom is the minute I answer a question.” – Jeremy F., Gretna
The Legacy Builder
“To know my kids are proud to call me their dad.” – Joey N., Covington
The Dad Who Just Can’t With Group Texts
“To be left out of the family group chat… just for the day. Or I should at least be allowed to mute it without my kids calling me every 10 minutes to ask, ‘Did you see my text?’” – Marcus B., New Orleans
The Weekend Warrior
“A fishing trip or a round of golf. Anything that gets me outside and cuts me off from the world.” – Sam J., Metairie
The Closet DJ Dad
“Control of the playlist for at least one car ride. No Frozen. No Taylor Swift. Just me and my Metallica.” – Richard V., New Orleans
So, consider skipping the necktie this year, and go for what Dad really wants: a little peace and quiet, a lot of appreciation, and quality time with the people he works so hard for. Because behind every great kid is a dad who probably just wants to nap in peace.